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Tagged Again Arh !!

01 Aug

Things that Happened to Me
Janice Ng tagged me :
10 Things that happened to me
1) I was stopped by a guard at Sentosa Super Market, if not mistaken it happened when I was 10 years old. They suspected me stealing their goods, but I am not. Thus, they checked my pockets and everything and finally,they told me that they suspect wrong person. One of the experience that I ever faced before in my life.
2) My friends like to “boom”. Always talk crap at mamak stall. I always hang with them since I was in secondary school.
3) I learn swimming at my grandfather’s working place. Grandfather is the one who teach me to swim.
4) Sometimes I don’t like to hang out. I like to become worm in my bed room to sleep , and I lied to my friends since I was in secondary school.
5) I do not like to talk much with gals since I was in primary school. Even they always talked with me, but I replied them “yes”, or “no” only. I like alone at that time.
6) I turned to be more talkative since I was in Secondary school, unfortunately, I was very shy to talk with gals. I also don’t know why.
7) Until I come to Form4, I promised myself would not to be shy anymore. Now, I am talkative person. 8) It is very disappointed and sad if you see yours lovely pet died. My dog died since I was in Form 5. I don’t know how its died, but I am sure its died not cause of sick, and is stupid fella feed its to eat nail. Fxxx !
9) I lost my hand phone Nokia 3310 during National Service. I suspected my camp mate stole it. A malay guy from Kelantan. At the time, nokia 3310 quite a famous and hot hand phone.
10) One of our favorite meal. It becomes my colleague and my habit, which is we will take Ikan Bakar Meal as our lunch every Friday. ( Internship-ing )
No tag anyone today~~

 

Phua Chu Kang Teaches Sex Education

31 Jul


Water!!!

Don’t Play Play

Phua Chu Kang and family

Guys, read this joke. Haha….I don’t know whether you guys had read before or not, I just share them again.
I am sure it “laugh die you” ar….haha…
Smile o….Because “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks”

Phua Chu Kang damn funny and humor la!
sex education
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah ! Use
your blain, use your blainnn ……….
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making
love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn
……………………… you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class
izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !




 
 

Transformer made in Malaysia

30 Jul

Guys, any comment or feedback after you seen Transformer Movie?
For me, mine feedback is, that was awesome, and I felt that was many climaxes in this movie. I can’t even close my eyes to watch this movie. I still remember, one day before I watched this movie, I can’t sleep well, some more I was asleep at the office next day, but when turn to night to watch this movie, I can’t felt sleepy at all. That was amazing for me. A nice movie that I’ve ever seen before. I am waiting to buy the original Transformer Movie dvd. Do you know when it releases?
Guys, why don’t you think how it will looks like if transformer made in Malaysia? As you can saw in this movie, there were so many cars, that you never see before rite? Try to make it more creative, why not Transformer made in Malaysia? Malaysia has Proton Wira, Perdana, Waja…..
Why not to make those cars to transform?
It is nice rite…



Perdana Autobot

Kancil Autobot

Myvi Autobot

Juara Autobot
This autobot looks not very nice…hehe..I don’t like it!

Savvy Autobot
It in red and cool, full of blood…Looks great!!

Waja Autobot
Among all the Autobots, Waja Autobot is the one I like..

 

Ding Ding King – Awesome Imitation Again

30 Jul

Guys know him or not?
He is Andy Hui – Known as Ding Ding King
Let looks at this clip…
An awesome guy able to imitate many popular singers nicely.
This guy is the greatest singer I’ve ever seen!
This guy comes from Hong Kong, he able to imitate Hacken Lee and Adam very well !
Listen his voice carefully? Amazing? Bravo !
Say seriously, this guy can sings nicer than other popular singers.
Great!!!
I don’t have any ideas on how he makes it..
I suspect that he may puts a small speaker beside the microphone..
Do you know how he makes it? Share with me if you know the tricks…
H@h@, I wonder that, if he releases his album, how the album will look like?
It is worth for you to buy? Reason is likes what the guests describes on the show.




冯文乐模仿四大天王


冯文乐 叮皇争霸战 part1

冯文乐 叮皇争霸战 part2

新殘酷一叮 馮文樂 再一次扮歌星
Look this clip, you will know better and believe more !

馮文樂@東張西望[專訪]
Amazing….Awesome…

愛不釋手[Cream-My Sunshine演唱會]




 
 

Night Courses

30 Jul

Guys, Let read some joke lar~~
Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah… I’ve been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh… Good luck ah.
Then Ah Beng started show off…
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don’t know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la… in 1876, see… if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: …………………… *speechless*
The next day, Ah Beng shows off again…
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah… let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He’s the author of “Confessions”, nah nah nah… told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ……………………. *speechless + frustrated*
The next day, once again…
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don’t know don’t simply answer la. He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ………………….. *speechless + frustrated + irritated
This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng…
Ah Seng: Eh… Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr… No!
Ah Seng: He’s the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: …………………… *fainted*

 
 
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