端午節來源密碼大公開
話說N年前的五月五日,在汨羅江前有一位饕客不但愛吃還煮得一手好菜,當日他就研發了以竹筒裝好糯米、香菇、豬肉、乾蝦仁,配以醬油等調味料,再將之燒熟,其美味可是頂呱呱,於是他就打算大量生產,但同時他卻面對個難題:他家沒竹子,沒竹何來竹筒裝米食呢?難不成每天向人討竹子嗎?於是他想找個理由讓大家都願意自願提供竹子…
他邊想邊走,走呀走呀來到了江邊,和一群文人碰個正著,文人們見他門眉深鎖就問個究竟,饕客於是讓大家品嘗他的新菜並把其困難之處道了出來,想不到這些文人個個也是饞得不得了,竟然把這難題扛了上身。經過一番討論後,最後決定以抽籤方式選出一人投江,為何要投江呢?因為投江可引起大家的關注,是以達到他們的奸計。
於是大夥兒便以鹹草當籤,其中一人抽到最短那枝鹹草,當下不二話說吃下一個竹筒糯米飯就往江投了下去,當大家還愣著時就有個路人問道:”投江為何人?”一位來自廣東省的口吃秀才本想說:”都屈(語言陷害/污衊)完了,邊個理佢叫麼名。”但因口吃所以結巴的以粵語說:”都…都……..屈… 完…屈完…完….”來自京城的秀才連忙摀著廣東秀才的嘴並急智的大聲說:”屈原(粵語’完’和’原’同音),他叫屈原”。
這時眾文人喧嘩四起,大肆宣揚”屈原”的生平事跡,愚民們哪知有詐,以為醬多文人都豎指讚許必然是了不起的人物,都覺得失去一位偉人而感到惋惜,更甚的是還有人划船希望找到”屈原”的屍體,文人們見奸計得逞便進一步欺詐,說道:”以防”屈原”的屍首被江中的魚蝦吃掉,我們得將食物丟入江中,好讓魚蝦吃個飽而不吃屈原,但一般的食物遇水即化並不適合,只有以竹筒裝好糯米等食材裹好再燒熟,只有這樣才可長期在水中讓魚兒蝦子吃。”眾人聽了趕緊回家砍竹子洗糯米,盲目的根從文人們的賢語聖言,以導致竹子一度缺貨最後演變成用竹籜、竹葉來包裹。至於為何叫粽子當然也是文人們瞎扯的。
這說明性故事的可信度非常高,是一個自稱孟子的後代,單名叫波的文人講述的。

Guys, a funny joke again…..
Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA
airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver
took his sweet time driving within the speed limit
but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to
the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi…..”zoom..”….
Japanese man: Look …look …Toyota!! …very fast!!!….made in Japan! Proton…no good…. made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah….
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the
taxi….zoom.
Japanese man: look…. look…. Nissan!!!….. very good!!
very fast! made in Japan! Proton…. no good….
made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….yah…
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the
taxi…zooom. !
Japanese man: look…. look… Honda!!…. very
GOOD!!….very fast!!….made
in Japan! Proton…no good…made in Malaysia
Driver: yah…yah…yah….!
Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the
taxi driver.
Japanese man: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Japanese man: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge ! !
Driver: Noooo …. look …. look …. Sony
meter!!….very good!!….
very fast!…. Made in Japan!

Guys, do you know what are the differences between Staff & Boss?
Let’s read here….
“I” as a Staff
Subject: Boss & Staff
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough.
当我 用很长的时间完成，
我 很慢
当我老板用很长的时间完成，
他是彻底的。
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy.
当我 不做的时候，
我 很懒，
当我老板不做的时候，
他很忙。
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative.
当我 自动做一些事情时候，
我 是自做聪明，
当我老板自动做一些事情时候，
他很主动。
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating.
当我 取悦我老板时，
我 是“擦鞋仔”，
当我老板取悦他的老板时，
他是共同运转。
When I make a mistake,
you‘re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he‘s only human.
当我 做错时，
我 是白痴。
当我老板做错时，
他是个人。
When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he‘s on business.
当我 出去办公室时，
我 是在流浪，
当我老板出去办公室时，
他是在谈生意。
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
当我 病假时，
我 每天都生病，
当我老板病假时，
他病得很严重。
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he‘s overworked
当我 申请休假时，
我 必须去会见，
当我老板申请休假时，
是因为他过度操劳。
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
当我 做一件好事时，
我老板从不记得，
当我 做错事时，
他永远都不会忘记

B:Hey !!

B:Heard that has a gal almost to commit suicide cause of you.

B:Issit True??
A:Ya !

A：She rather dies also don’t want to marry me…